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I miss Bizcuts

Haven’t posted anything on here in a while.  Life > Tumblr, if you as me.

But anyways, I miss Bizcuts.  He was, in my opinion, one of the best things about Hollywood Undead’s live show.  I’ve seen them since his departure, and it just isn’t the same.  Bizcuts was not only an excellent drummer, but also a friend, and I miss seeing his huge smile, and getting his warm hugs on tour more than I can say.

Interviewer: Is there a favorite cuss word of yours that we can duly bleep out?

Johnny 3 Tears: Probably motherfucker. Thats the one I use the most.

Interviewer: And you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Johnny 3 Tears: I don’t kiss my mom, dog. I ain’t no pervert.

– Johnny 3 Tears, Hollywood Undead.

Interviewer: What is Hollywood Undead about?

Funnyman: Perseverance.

J-Dog: Smashing your enemies down and persevering through. Breaking down walls, like The Wall of China — like Mongol Warriors, and persevering through.

Funnyman: Perseverance.

All of it’s true. We don’t over exaggerate the truth either, which people tend to do. Literally, Johnny and I went to jail last week—both for different reasons. It’s not like a normal thing. It just happens. We’re not a bunch of posers pretending we’re crazy. We do what we do. All of us grew up out here, and we act how we want to act. We don’t care what people have to say about it, unless it’s a girl. Then we’ll lie to try and get some out of it.

When I voted an hour ago, the poll was 90% Pearl Jam, 10% Hollywood Undead

Now, the poll is 40% Pearl Jam, 60% Hollywood Undead.

I’m so proud of the soldiers <3  Vote until the website crashes. xoxo

Da Kurlzz: Are you talking about me again?

Funnyman: I’m gonna be clear, I bought him a chicken sandwich today, so I can say whatever the fuck I want about him.

– Da Kurlzz and Funnyman, Hollywood Undead.
We’re doing the tour with Haste the Day, Senses Fail, and this band Brokencyde. SUCCESS!
…I’m waiting for my herpes to clear up, ‘cause I want to take my mask off onstage, but I don’t want to be embarrassed.
Yeah, right…The music comes together so organically because all of us have a really strong connection with each other. We’ve all been friends our entire lives. We all talk about the music together. Even though we all come from different musical backgrounds, I think we blend everything together really well—probably better than I’ve seen anyone else do. That’s why everyone responds to our music so much. We don’t try to make our music. We live our music. We don’t try to be catchy. It’s actually what comes out of us. It’s very natural.

Interviewer: What could I do to get myself a Hollywood Undead name?

J-Dog: Well you have curly hair, thats a start.

Interviewer: Well, you see, that one was already taken!

Da Kurlzz: I’m pretty easily replaceable, can you play electronic drums?

– J-Dog and Da Kurlzz, Hollywood Undead.

I miss Bizcuts

Haven’t posted anything on here in a while.  Life > Tumblr, if you as me.

But anyways, I miss Bizcuts.  He was, in my opinion, one of the best things about Hollywood Undead’s live show.  I’ve seen them since his departure, and it just isn’t the same.  Bizcuts was not only an excellent drummer, but also a friend, and I miss seeing his huge smile, and getting his warm hugs on tour more than I can say.

Interviewer: Is there a favorite cuss word of yours that we can duly bleep out?

Johnny 3 Tears: Probably motherfucker. Thats the one I use the most.

Interviewer: And you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Johnny 3 Tears: I don’t kiss my mom, dog. I ain’t no pervert.

– Johnny 3 Tears, Hollywood Undead.

Interviewer: What is Hollywood Undead about?

Funnyman: Perseverance.

J-Dog: Smashing your enemies down and persevering through. Breaking down walls, like The Wall of China — like Mongol Warriors, and persevering through.

Funnyman: Perseverance.

All of it’s true. We don’t over exaggerate the truth either, which people tend to do. Literally, Johnny and I went to jail last week—both for different reasons. It’s not like a normal thing. It just happens. We’re not a bunch of posers pretending we’re crazy. We do what we do. All of us grew up out here, and we act how we want to act. We don’t care what people have to say about it, unless it’s a girl. Then we’ll lie to try and get some out of it.

When I voted an hour ago, the poll was 90% Pearl Jam, 10% Hollywood Undead

Now, the poll is 40% Pearl Jam, 60% Hollywood Undead.

I’m so proud of the soldiers <3  Vote until the website crashes. xoxo

Da Kurlzz: Are you talking about me again?

Funnyman: I’m gonna be clear, I bought him a chicken sandwich today, so I can say whatever the fuck I want about him.

– Da Kurlzz and Funnyman, Hollywood Undead.
We’re doing the tour with Haste the Day, Senses Fail, and this band Brokencyde. SUCCESS!
…I’m waiting for my herpes to clear up, ‘cause I want to take my mask off onstage, but I don’t want to be embarrassed.
Yeah, right…The music comes together so organically because all of us have a really strong connection with each other. We’ve all been friends our entire lives. We all talk about the music together. Even though we all come from different musical backgrounds, I think we blend everything together really well—probably better than I’ve seen anyone else do. That’s why everyone responds to our music so much. We don’t try to make our music. We live our music. We don’t try to be catchy. It’s actually what comes out of us. It’s very natural.

Interviewer: What could I do to get myself a Hollywood Undead name?

J-Dog: Well you have curly hair, thats a start.

Interviewer: Well, you see, that one was already taken!

Da Kurlzz: I’m pretty easily replaceable, can you play electronic drums?

– J-Dog and Da Kurlzz, Hollywood Undead.
I miss Bizcuts
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Interviewer: Is there a favorite cuss word of yours that we can duly bleep out?

Johnny 3 Tears: Probably motherfucker. Thats the one I use the most.

Interviewer: And you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Johnny 3 Tears: I don’t kiss my mom, dog. I ain’t no pervert.

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Interviewer: What is Hollywood Undead about?

Funnyman: Perseverance.

J-Dog: Smashing your enemies down and persevering through. Breaking down walls, like The Wall of China — like Mongol Warriors, and persevering through.

Funnyman: Perseverance.

"
"All of it’s true. We don’t over exaggerate the truth either, which people tend to do. Literally, Johnny and I went to jail last week—both for different reasons. It’s not like a normal thing. It just happens. We’re not a bunch of posers pretending we’re crazy. We do what we do. All of us grew up out here, and we act how we want to act. We don’t care what people have to say about it, unless it’s a girl. Then we’ll lie to try and get some out of it."
When I voted an hour ago, the poll was 90% Pearl Jam, 10% Hollywood Undead
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Da Kurlzz: Are you talking about me again?

Funnyman: I’m gonna be clear, I bought him a chicken sandwich today, so I can say whatever the fuck I want about him.

"
"We’re doing the tour with Haste the Day, Senses Fail, and this band Brokencyde. SUCCESS!"
"…I’m waiting for my herpes to clear up, ‘cause I want to take my mask off onstage, but I don’t want to be embarrassed."
"Yeah, right…The music comes together so organically because all of us have a really strong connection with each other. We’ve all been friends our entire lives. We all talk about the music together. Even though we all come from different musical backgrounds, I think we blend everything together really well—probably better than I’ve seen anyone else do. That’s why everyone responds to our music so much. We don’t try to make our music. We live our music. We don’t try to be catchy. It’s actually what comes out of us. It’s very natural."
"

Interviewer: What could I do to get myself a Hollywood Undead name?

J-Dog: Well you have curly hair, thats a start.

Interviewer: Well, you see, that one was already taken!

Da Kurlzz: I’m pretty easily replaceable, can you play electronic drums?

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