November 2010
1 post
I miss Bizcuts
Haven’t posted anything on here in a while. Life > Tumblr, if you as me.
But anyways, I miss Bizcuts. He was, in my opinion, one of the best things about Hollywood Undead’s live show. I’ve seen them since his departure, and it just isn’t the same. Bizcuts was not only an excellent drummer, but also a friend, and I miss seeing his huge smile, and getting his warm...
April 2010
3 posts
Interviewer: Is there a favorite cuss word of yours that we can duly bleep...
– Johnny 3 Tears, Hollywood Undead.
Interviewer: What is Hollywood Undead about?
Funnyman: Perseverance.
...
– http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5HUpoGgkos&feature=related
All of it’s true. We don’t over exaggerate the truth either, which...
– J-Dog, Hollywood Undead.
March 2010
6 posts
When I voted an hour ago, the poll was 90% Pearl...
Now, the poll is 40% Pearl Jam, 60% Hollywood Undead.
I’m so proud of the soldiers <3 Vote until the website crashes. xoxo
Da Kurlzz: Are you talking about me again?
Funnyman: I’m gonna be...
– Da Kurlzz and Funnyman, Hollywood Undead.
We’re doing the tour with Haste the Day, Senses Fail, and this band...
– Da Kurlzz, on the lineup for tour.
…I’m waiting for my herpes to clear up, ‘cause I want to take...
– J-Dog, Hollywood Undead.
Yeah, right…The music comes together so organically because all of us have a...
– J-Dog, Hollywood Undead.
Interviewer: What could I do to get myself a Hollywood Undead name?
J-Dog: ...
– J-Dog and Da Kurlzz, Hollywood Undead.
February 2010
1 post
Hollywood Undead equals sex drugs and fuckin in the streets.
– Hollywood Undead’s Twitter - www.twitter.com/hollywoodundead (via kaitundead) (via allhailundead)
January 2010
11 posts
Interviewer: You guys formed in 2005 and I was following you guys on Myspace....
– Da Kurlzz and J3T doing an interview with PunkTV, talking about Jeffree Star, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVBEWv8KvvY. (via allhailundead)
Interviewer: You have no masks on! I’m dissapointed…
J-Dog: I...
– J-Dog and Johnny 3 Tears, Hollywood Undead.
Caller: Hollywood Undead, I love you guys. You’re freakin’...
– Charlie Scene, being his modest self.
Whatt happnin’? Whass happnin’! DA KURLZZ, BITCH! WHAT? DA...
– Da Kurlzz, being ridiculous as always.
I was in jail, so I didn’t hear about it, but I was watchin’ The...
– Johnny 3 Tears, commenting about “Undead” in the G.I. Joe Trailer
…We’re not trying to mock anyone or anything, or make something more...
– Johnny 3 Tears, Hollywood Undead.
Wake up, Grab beer, Grab rear,
Shave beard, put on some Scene Gear
Gotta get...
– Everywhere I Go, Hollywood Undead (via jessicasaidwhat)
Charlie Scene: HEY RICH GIRL!
J-Dog: RICH GIRLLLL!
Charlie Scene: You smoke...
– The first, and best, conversation I’ve ever had with Charles P. Scene. In all honesty, this is exactly how it went.
I love London. I want to get myself a nice English wife over there.
– Deuce, Hollywood Undead.
I love metal and hip-hop, I blend together. I’m like a gangster Keith...
– Charlie Scene, when asked what kind of music the band liked.
J-Dog: What’d you do when you were drunk?
Funny Man: What did I do? I...
– J-Dog, Funnyman, and Johnny 3 Tears, talking about Funnyman’s drunken rampage on the Undead video set.
December 2009
6 posts
Real thing, mothafucka, LA baby, right here. You can’t do nothin ABOUT...
– Deuce, who knows what the fuck he’s talking about.
Caller[Chance]: Hollywood Undead, you guys rock!
Charlie Scene: Thanks,...
– Charlie Scene and J-Dog, answering calls on Loveline.
Interviewer: This kid was the first kid at the gates today, and he ran right...
– Johnny 3 Tears and J-Dog, showing love to an HU fan at the KROQ Weenie Roast.
Interviewer [Charlie Scene]: What was your favorite record that came out this...
– Charlie Scene, Deuce, Johnny 3 Tears, and Funnyman, Hollywood Undead.
Interviewer: so I guess Myspace has helped in getting you guys heard?
J-Dog:...
– J-Dog, Hollywood Undead.
Interviewer: “Let’s talk third single, “Everywhere I...
– Charlie Scene, Hollywood Undead.
November 2009
9 posts
Da Kurlzz loved 2012. He paid $9.50 for the seat, but only used the edge.
– J-Dog, via Hollywood Undead’s Twitter.
This reminds me of my high school years. *looks around* Standing around while...
– Charlie Scene, on the Desperate Measures DVD.
Midnight WalMart run for Desperate Measures
Even though I already have it pre-ordered on iTunes and have the slip to pick it up at FYE tomorrow, I want need the hard copy the minute it comes out, and WalMart is a five minute drive from my dad’s house. I think it was meant to be :)
Johnny 3 Tears: …as far as social grace goes, people know we’re...
– Johnny 3 Tears, Hollywood Undead.
So chug this beer with me, get drunk with Charlie Scene. Sense this urgency,...
– Charlie Scene, El Urgencia - Desperate Measures out tomorrow!
Stick your dick in the salsa.
– FunnyMan, El Urgencia - Desperate Measures out tomorrow!
Da Kurlzz: This next band that we’re co-headlining the tour with, that I...
– Da Kurlzz, getting interrupted by Charlie Scene, Johnny 3 Tears, and Funnyman (as usual).
Johnny 3 Tears: SUCK IIIIIIIT!
Charlie Scene: Ahh, I’m so depressed..
– Johnny 3 Tears and Charlie Scene, imitating each other.
This song is about workin’ out, and it’s called Black Dahlia. Sing...
– Charlie Scene, Hollywood Undead.
October 2009
10 posts
This song is about suckin dick and bein best friends.
– Charlie Scene of Hollywood Undead, introducing Black Dahlia (via fuckyeahhollywoodundead)
We are a band of the people.
– J-Dog, commenting on how inexpensive the iTunes pre-order of “Desperate Measures” is. Click here to pre-order the CD/DVD today!
Guided like a missile from two bottles of Jack.
– Johnny 3 Tears, Tear It Up.
The necks of this youth,
With their necks through this noose.
We’re told lies...
– Johnny 3 Tears, Hollywood Undead. (via reynolds wrap, coke & durags:)
Da Kurlzz: Whatsup, I’m Da Kurlzz.
J-Dog: …D-Dumbo, you’re...
– Da Kurlzz and J-Dog, arguing about how to start the interview.
Charlie Scene: [The budget] on Everywhere I Go? I think its actually the...
– Charlie Scene and Johnny 3 Tears, talking about the budget for the Everywhere I Go music video.
I’M THE WHITE OBAMA, BITCH!
– Deuce, in a new song.
We were singing about aspects of our lives that were occurring at that time. ...
– Johnny 3 Tears, LA Times interview.
Oh, the tagging? That’s something I do, ‘cause everyone else is to...
– Charlie Scene, when asked about the “subtle self-marketing” they’ve been doing around LA.
September 2009
13 posts
J-Dog found a gym to work out in in riverside, today peeps. If you see a guy...
– J-Dog, Hollywood Undead.
Today I realized that the only reason I’m a human being is because I...
– Deuce, Hollywood Undead.
J-Dog: All of us are born entertainers, besides Da Kurlzz
Interviewer: I feel...
– J-Dog, Hollywood Undead.